And To Think I Saw It On Mulberry Street

someone: like your a totally awsome guy who says the best shit cuz its funny and im sure a million people would love to get to know u if ud let them. find something to do with yourself like i know this sounds so gay.. a club or a sport do something enter your writing in the school newspaper do shit that makes you happy and takes your mind off of the gay shit falling down around you
someone: well thats what i do and it sucks trying to make yourself artificially happy but after a while you find your not even faking it anymore well thats how it is with cheerleading

I love that so much it's sad. Or maybe I just want to cry because the grammar's so bad. Here's an old Christmas present from one of my cool cousins.

Berto
You make me laugh
You NEED a bath
Your hair is big
Do you like figs?
You are funny
When your nose is runny
And it makes me laugh
To think of you hopping like a bunny
You are quiet
Unless you know the person well
And then you never leave them alone
And you bug them like...alot
But that is fine
As long as I don't have to be nice to you ALL the time
Just kidding, Berto
You're the bestest cousin in the
WHOLE WIDE WORLD

Great stuff. But let me ask you one question.
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Do you
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Do you lik
Do you like
Do you like a
Do you like ar
Do you like art
Do you like arti
Do you like artic
Do you like artich
Do you like articho
Do you like artichok
Do you like artichoke
Do you like artichoke h
Do you like artichoke he
Do you like artichoke hea
Do you like artichoke hear
Do you like artichoke heart
Do you like artichoke hearts
Do you like artichoke hearts?