Sunday, December 21, 2003
True Tales of Human Trauma!!
My dad and me were arguing about something and at the end I said "I hate it here. It's worse than Auschwitz." My dad says "Well if you hate it so much, why don't you leave?" So I say "I might just take you up on that." So I'm homeless.
After school, me and a friend went to see Return of the King at Tinstletown and before it started I called my mom to tell her that I was watching it. She asks me when it was going to end. I said that I didn't know and that we were at Tinstletown because I assumed she assumed we were at Cinemark. So she says to call after the movie ends to figure out where I'm going to get picked up. So the mediocre movie ends and I call her cell. She doesn't pick up. I call my dad's office and no one picks up. I call the house and no one picks up. I call my dad's cell and he doesn't even pick up. So my friend just gives me a ride to my dad's office. No one is there, so I wait and after a while my dad shows up and a while after that my mom does. She comes in and tells me that I never should have left Tinstletown no matter how long it took her to get there. I try to tell her that she didn't say to wait at Tinstletown so she slaps me and storms out. I get my stuff together while my dad's telling me not to talk back to elders. I get outside to get in the truck just in time to see it drive off.
I set my brother's watch right now and my mom says for my brother to thank me for doing it. So my brother says thanks and she pushes him into saying to thank me. I'm holding him off and they push me, so the chair shakes the desk with the computer on it(So that's obviously my fault.) and she says "If you dont let him thank you, then I'll thank you." So I push my brother harder into her and he makes this joking noise that he's really hurt. She thinks its real and says "Why do you have to be such a little shit? Don't be part of this family, if you can't even act like part of this family." So I'm homeless yet again.
My dad and me were arguing about something and at the end I said "I hate it here. It's worse than Auschwitz." My dad says "Well if you hate it so much, why don't you leave?" So I say "I might just take you up on that." So I'm homeless.
After school, me and a friend went to see Return of the King at Tinstletown and before it started I called my mom to tell her that I was watching it. She asks me when it was going to end. I said that I didn't know and that we were at Tinstletown because I assumed she assumed we were at Cinemark. So she says to call after the movie ends to figure out where I'm going to get picked up. So the mediocre movie ends and I call her cell. She doesn't pick up. I call my dad's office and no one picks up. I call the house and no one picks up. I call my dad's cell and he doesn't even pick up. So my friend just gives me a ride to my dad's office. No one is there, so I wait and after a while my dad shows up and a while after that my mom does. She comes in and tells me that I never should have left Tinstletown no matter how long it took her to get there. I try to tell her that she didn't say to wait at Tinstletown so she slaps me and storms out. I get my stuff together while my dad's telling me not to talk back to elders. I get outside to get in the truck just in time to see it drive off.
I set my brother's watch right now and my mom says for my brother to thank me for doing it. So my brother says thanks and she pushes him into saying to thank me. I'm holding him off and they push me, so the chair shakes the desk with the computer on it(So that's obviously my fault.) and she says "If you dont let him thank you, then I'll thank you." So I push my brother harder into her and he makes this joking noise that he's really hurt. She thinks its real and says "Why do you have to be such a little shit? Don't be part of this family, if you can't even act like part of this family." So I'm homeless yet again.
// posted by Unknown @ 3:01 PM 
