Wednesday, January 14, 2004
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Will you? Won't you?
I'm watching the very beginning of the news on Fox and usually, when there's only one anchor, they say that their co-anchor is on vacation. Well, today, the guy says that the girl is out "on maternity leave." Now that probably means it was the day she was actually having the baby because you can sit at a desk and tell the news whether you're the size of a bus or not. {Al Roker sure does it[, but he's not an anchor, is he?(We get to see that turtle's enormous girth daily and in the full.)]} But imagining that woman bringing forth a blood-covered child into the world is disgusting. I've met her in the flesh and, whether the camera adds ten pounds or not, it sure adds a whole lot of pretty. However, I would have been even more disgusted if the guy said she was out getting her weekly colonic.(Weekly?! I'm demented.)
Will you? Won't you?
I'm watching the very beginning of the news on Fox and usually, when there's only one anchor, they say that their co-anchor is on vacation. Well, today, the guy says that the girl is out "on maternity leave." Now that probably means it was the day she was actually having the baby because you can sit at a desk and tell the news whether you're the size of a bus or not. {Al Roker sure does it[, but he's not an anchor, is he?(We get to see that turtle's enormous girth daily and in the full.)]} But imagining that woman bringing forth a blood-covered child into the world is disgusting. I've met her in the flesh and, whether the camera adds ten pounds or not, it sure adds a whole lot of pretty. However, I would have been even more disgusted if the guy said she was out getting her weekly colonic.(Weekly?! I'm demented.)
// posted by Unknown @ 8:23 PM 
